now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”